what not to say: a collection of one liners

Have you ever said something wrong or just something completely embarrassing and stopped and thought "wait.. what did i just say?"
We know that feeling. We literally do this every day. Slipping up while speaking is a common occurrence between us. We often say the wrong word, read things wrong (or read things in French accents..) or blurt out awkward jokes or sayings. It happens all the time..
Hopefully we will learn how to improve our speaking skills and learn how to properly interact with others. Until then enjoy this list of only some of the embarrassing things we've actually said.

"I can't wait to get Frisky! ...My cat!" One day Mirans and Bee went up to London to visit Duke. Duke was super excited because she was getting a new cat who's name is Frisky.. 

"Feeling Lucky?" So one day Miranda was waiting for Danielle to finish her shift at Shoppers Drugmart. She stood at the end of Dan's cash register waiting for her to serve her last customer. This woman happened to be purchasing lottery tickets. So naturally Mirans says "Feeling lucky?" To which the woman does not respond. She looks up at Mir, then turns away awkwardly collecting her things and leaving. 

"DA CLUB!" Don't refer to going out to a club as "Da Club!" We do all the time...

"I think they're all taken..." One night Mirans, Bee, Dolla and their slightly less awkward and more normal friend Sarah went out to Kelsey's. It was late, around 11 p.m on a Tuesday night. Needless to say the place was empty. So when the hostess is going to give them a table Sarah asks "Can we have a booth please?" To which Mirans jokingly comments "I think they're all taken! Hahahaha" No one laughed at the joke, but everyone laughed at her. Its one of those jokes that you hear from old men and never think is funny. The waiter even laughed at Mirans lame attempt at humour. 

"Portable Toilet" So one day Dolla was walking downt the street and passed a portable toilet. However, when she read the sign she thought it said “Porta Potty” in French. This resulted in her reading portable toilet aloud in a French accent. 

"Pinetra" Driving back from Burlington, Mirans looked out her window and saw a sign for a resturaunt. The end of the sign was blocked by a tree so she read aloud, "The Old Pinetra?" To which Bee responded "The Old Pine Tree.."