"Do you want a timbit for your dog?"
"We don't have a dog.. We have a baby"
"Ohh it must have been the car behind you I heard barking..."
"Ohh it must have been the car behind you I heard barking..."
.. no car behind them. So embarassing and it happens all the time. Mirans, Bee and Duke all work at tims and are constantly embarassing themselvs and making mistakes. Dropping things, giving incorrect change, fallling, saying things wrong, and completly zoning out are only a few of the things that happen behind the counter at Tim Hortons.
One of the best moments would have to be when Bee was handing a box of a dozen donuts out the drive thru window. They were about to fall so naturally Bee practically jumped out the window to catch them while screaming "SAVE THE DONUTS!!!" Not only did this scare the customers, but it had the entire staff laughing at her. Classic work times.
We also have no idea how to properly speak to people, and this is apparent at how we talk to customers at work. "Sup, can I help you?" "No probs" "Was that a med reg with milk?" "Hi, can you help me.. wait" Just to name a few.
Working at Tim Hortons we are often asked for directions to places. We are the three worst people to ever ask for directions. We get lost in the mall, complely serious. So instead of telling people she doesn't know where places are, Bee likes to tell people to go in the complete opposite direction of where they want to go. For example: "Where's the Linclon Alexander Parkway?" "Well if you just keep going down this street here then you'll hit.. wait what's that street called? Well you'll see a sign.. I think."
Other examples of how we humiliate ourselves at our places of employment are:
Having dance competitions in the middle of the store. Singing to eachother on drive thru. Having whipped cream fights. Wearing garbage bags as rain ponchos on drive thru. Taking turns pushing eachother in the cardboard bins outside. Guessing what people will order for campday donations. Saying gangster sayings whenever completing a bagel order. And generally being complete idiots.
Somehow we have kept our jobs as Tim Hoes, but who knows how long that will last...
