Most people have jobs. At these jobs they act professionally and accordingly and complete tasks efficiently. Most people arn't us. We have somehow found jobs we can hold onto while remaining ourselves in our work environment. What type of job would be able to handle us? More than you would think.
Our places of part time employment are: Tim Hortons (obviously, unlimited amounts of food), Pita Pit, Value Village, and Shoppers Drug Mart. All top notch places.
These jobs have taught us many important skills that we can apply to our everyday lives. These skills include being able to fit as many timbits as we can into one timbit box. How to fake laugh at everything a customer thinks is funny, which is harder than it looks... And also, how to successfully slack and do no work all day without our manager's knowing.
These are all true stories of actual things that have happened to us at work. They are embarassing and will probably shock you because no one should act like this in public, let alone at work.
